Trash Monday III


Siiiigh… World Cup ’94 in the United States of America… so many memories of that huge and glorious event. I was in primary school back then and can perfectly remember how Italy lost their first group match against football giants Ireland or how could one forget; Roberto Baggio’s amazing penalty kick in the final game, against Brazil.

What I did not know back then was that Germany, apart from losing against Bulgaria in the quarter-finals, had support from overseas to pave their way to success.

In vain…

Dear DFB, I really really really like your football and I hope you’ll make it to the finals this year. But please; I beg you; do never collaborate with Village People again!

Thank you!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_pCMGrAVE]

Intouchables

 

Starring: François Cluzet, Omar Sy and Anne Le Ny

Directed by: Eric Toledano

Intouchables (or Untouchable, in English) was a very pleasant surprise to me for 2012. Considering that I’m not that much into french movies and that Intouchables is on the run to become the most successful movie in France, leaving La Grande Vadrouille (with legendary Louis de Funés) and Bienvenu chez les ‘Chtis (starring french superstar actor Cad Merad) behind, I must say that this flick deserves this award and that I’m extremely happy about it.

But what’s this movie about?

It’s about a quadriplegic aristocrat named Philippe who was injured in a paragliding accident and eventually engages Driss, a young african from the ghetto, as his caretaker. This “combination” might sound perplexed at first, but it’s the very essence of this great movie. I have rarely seen such a “piece of art” that has so much heart and transmits so much hope and warmth to the viewer.

The combination of rich and depressed Philippe (or should I say frustrated, which sounds harsh considering his physical condition) and open-hearted extroverted Driss couldn’t be any more frontal. It’s Beethoven, Wagner and Brahms meeting Kool & The Gang. And yet the constellation works perfectly. After a short practical training at Francois palace (yes, one can say palace, it’s a big ass crib!) both become inseparable mates. Francois teaches Driss how to behave and introduce himself correctly in front of high society; how to look at art and how to interpret abstract artworks. He even manages to motivate Driss to become a painter.

And Driss , for his part, gives Francois his long lost self-confidence back; showing him the joys of life one can have, even with a severe disability. From introducing Francois into smoking marihuana to better withstand his phantom pain; to exotic ear-massages by high-class hookers or how to educate his rebelling daughter the right way, this unconventional life-affirming assistant is the right resource to make Francois feel alive and worth again.

The experience throughout the whole movie is like a big emotional rollercoaster joyride. That’s exactly the strong point of this flick. Being a paraplegic; with absolutely no autonomy is the biggest “punishment” and burden one can bear. But with “Intouchables”, you’ll realize once more that nothing is impossible; independently of the barriers you have to take upon you. When you have the right framework around you, like Francois has; with Driss on his side, you’ll never forget what you’re worth and worthy, no matter what obstacles you’ll have to confront.

Because after all, what matters, is the individual and the dignity that is in each one of us; no matter what one looks like or what obstacles one’s got to overcome.

Honestly, never could a movie bring all this aspects on point as Intouchables did.

There are a few things I did not like that much. For example, making a running gag of manual disimpaction is not really that funny, not for the patient nor for the caretaker, and yes; I do know what I’m talking about.

Furthermore I do ask myself how Francois could keep his balance when sitting inside his Maseratti as he could not move his limbs at all; eventhough Driss’ argument that only horses or cattle are transported in the back of a transporter sounds like a valid argument to me. But I guess that I’m splitting hairs right now, as both aforementioned points did not disturb the overall visual experience at all.

Intouchables left me very positively impressed and I have to say that it already is one of my all time favorites. Most definitely a must watch!

Trash Monday II


This video is, in every single way, absolutely perfect! From the guitars to the hair, from the music to the quality of the video. Although I know this song for quite some years now, I am still speechles.

“Enjoyyyyyyyyy” -Jürgen Klopp-
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lrWZuRn08I]

Tōkyō Zankoku Keisatsu a.k.a. Tokyo Gore Police

After the very disappointing JOSHIKYÔEI HANRANGUN, I decided to re-watch the one and only Tokyo Gore Police for the 5th time now. This movie is exactly what I am talking about.

First some facts, so that you can imagine a little bit what this Japanese splatter is about. After having done the special effects for Noboru Iguchi’s The Machine Girl, Yoshihiro Nishimura was asked to do another movie. He eventually decided to do a remake of his own independent flick Anatomia Extinction, which he then called Tokyo Gore Police. Taku Sakagushi, who has already worked together with Nishimura on the great Meatball Machine, took the role as the choreographer.  Furthermore Noboru Iguchi, who is also responsible for Adult Movies like Veterinary Pet Beauty Big Bust W Cast Teacher and Beautiful Girl on The Toilet 2 – Secret Excrement, created together with Yūdai Yamaguchi (Battlefield Baseball, Meatball Machine) the great propaganda television spots, which from time to time appear in the movie. And then there is Eihi Shiina. Yup, you are right, it is Asami “Kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri” Yamazaki from Takashi Miike‘s masterpiece Audition.

If you are a bit confused right know, I recommend to not watch the movie. If you know all these different people and movies mentioned above, you probaly also know Tokyo Gore Police. If you have no clue what I am writing about but think that the whole stuff sounds quite interesting, grab a beer and lean back.

It takes Yoshihiro Nishimura exactly 1:32 minutes before the first head is blown off, which is a clear statement and resumes the whole movie in a pretty damn good way. The story takes place in future Japan, which seems to perish in violence. But before the country is completely lost, the decision to establish a private police unit called Tokyo Gore Police is made. The head of the TGP unit is the sexy but a bit traumatized Ruka, who especially takes care of the zombiesque, mutated Engineers. As the story goes on and the blood is squirting, Ruka is detecting a complot in which she is involved personally… 

Tokyo Gore Police is build on a triangular relationship with different weight on each balance point. First of all and not deniable, the movie is pure trash, composed of blood, guts and excessive “comic” violence. Arterial sprayings, a croco-mermaid, a breathing chair with a drip and a flower-penis ejaculating into a group of bondage guys and other freaks. All this stuff and even much more doesn’t only show how insane Yoshihiro Nishimura is but also his love for details, fantasy and creativity. I have rarely seen such a good penis immitation than in Tokyo Gore Police.

Furthermore there are, from time to time, some genius and really artistic pictures poking out the pile of rubbish. The screenshot below (even the whole scene) isn’t only about a girl cutting off some pervert’s hands. The guy leaning back and looking into heaven while Ruka is walking away, using an umbrella to protect herself from the blood, is absolutely amazing. The image of the umbrella changing from an executive weapon to a protection (as it is supposed to be) is maybe an old one (even if often shown the other way round), but has never been realized in such a brilliant way as in Tokyo Gore Police. This is just one example of the artistic imagery which occurs in the movie.

Finally, like in a lot of Japanese movies, you can also detect here something like social criticism. The extended black humor and graphic violence in some way picturizes social problems like the vicious circle of criminality, police violence and corruption. Self-mutilation, suicide and the “why?” are further dominant subjects.

All in all Tokyo Gore Police is a fucking grotesque and bizarre gorefest, with extreme and perverse black humor (the Wrist Cutter G and the torture Wii parody commercials are brilliant stuff) and sick cyberpunk elements. A lot of reviewers claim that the background imagery is lousy and that the characters are too weak. I think that the “poor” background setup (if you can call it that way) perfectly fits and reflects the dark and cold atmosphere of the movie (even though this atmosphere is sometimes interrupted by colorful sickness). As for the characters, I think that just because they aren’t perfect it is possible to build up this triangular relationship I described above. And yeah, don’t fuck with Eihi Shiina, she’s near perfection! To conclude, there are many reviews out there which refer to Robocop while wrtiting about Tokyo Gore Police. I have to admit that I have no clue why because I have seen Robocop only once when I was 5 or 6 and can’t remember a single bit of the movie. But I don’t give a fuck about this Hobocop, watch TGP and have fun!



Trash Monday I


Howdy!

Welcome to our new category on El Gore: Trash Monday! From now on we’re gonna search the deepest and darkest corners of the internet to present you the most breathtaking and important musical creations in human history.

We know that everyone loves Mondays, so let us try to put a little smile on your faces every week.

Enjoy!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxuP4g0NvYs]
I forgive you Bruce, I mean you saved the world more than once, but please, don’t do this ever again!

Announcement

Dear Gores and Gorettes,

due to organisational reasons and in order to make our blog more sorted, we’d like to let you know that from now on you will find one of our very attractive and well researched reviews every Wednesday.

Furthermore we are preparing a little surprise category for the Mondays. In addition, or rather as usual,  stay tuned for all kind of random stuff as soon as we find something that we consider being interesting.

Thank you all for following!

JOSHIKYÔEI HANRANGUN a.k.a. Attack Girls’ Swimteam Vs. The Undead

This flick is the perfect example of how you get my attention. Chose a witty title, put in some lesbian asian girls fighting “zombies” and tag it as japanese softporn gore. But Attack Girls’ Swimteam Vs. The Undead really disappointed me. It’s really weak, neither fish nor fowl, with no attention to detail and a fucking lame story.

Also there are only a few (cheap) splatter effects but even they really got on my nerves. I don’t care if you can’t afford paying professional special effect artists but at least try your best by creating real, handmade and non-computer ones. If you are doing a B-Movie flick, handmade special effects, no matter how bad they are, always look better and more authentic than using pseudo professional hollywoodish digital bullshit. Do them with love, energy and enthusiasm, fuck technology and uninspired, pretended Independence. Lack of money can be compensated by visionary dedication for the art/movie. This movie clearly failed in doing so!

Boring as fuck, this campy j-sploitation flick was clearly made for the japanese school-girl rape, fetish scene. But what is the intension of hiring 2 porn stars as main characters but not doing a porn movie? It isn’t because of their brilliant acting talent, that’s for sure.

There is nothing much to say apart from: “don’t watch it”. Save your time in either checking out a good porn flick with Sasha Grey or the ingenious sick japanese stuff like Tokyo Gore Police, The Machine Girl or Meatball Machine.



The 13th Annual Tromadance Film Festival

Most of you people following the El Gore Blog regularly know that I am a huge fan of Lloyd Kaufman and Troma movies. Why this passion? I am not quite sure but I always had a weakness for feces briming over with passion and creativity. Sigmund Freud would probably explain that there went something wrong in the anal stage which I now try to sublimate by watching shit weeping Troma flicks.

As I am reading Kaufman’s book Make Your Own Damn Movie!, I realized again how brilliant this guy is. His passion for independent filmmaking is unique. I don’t want to write about it too much now, as the book review is coming soon.

I just want to draw your attention to a related thing which is important to me: The Tromadance Festival. 2012 is the 13th annual Troma Festival. It takes place from 4th to 5th of May in Asbury Park, New Jersey. Tromadance is completely free, which means that there are no entry fees and no charges for producers and directors submitting their movies (yeah! Fuck off Cannes and its botox crippled pseudo directors and actors). There also will be no VIP shit or whatever. All the people are treated in the same fucked-up way. For more informatation just check out the Official Tromadance Site!

El Gore has decided to support Tromadance in 2 ways. First of all we want to make publicity for the Festival’s Kickstarter. Support independent art and !DONATE HERE! Furthermore the blog, of course, is also donating some of their hard earned money.

Reunion-News

2012 starts like a bat out of hell!

First of all, post-hardcore-trendsetters At The Drive-In announced their reunion via Twitter yesterday. They will also be playing at this year’s Coachella festival in April!

The same applies for hardcore and post-core legends from The Refused, who also announced a reformation for Coachella. For both bands it is not clear yet if this only affects live performances or also new albums.

Shame on you if you haven’t heard of those bands! Relationship of Command and The Shape of Punk to Come are two legendary albums that shouldn’t be absent in your (post-)hardcore collection. Looking forward for European dates!

Not so good news reached us from Black Sabbath‘s Tony Iommi. He’s been diagnosed with the early stages of lymphoma. The band announced that the producion of their reunion-album will continue in the UK. If all this will affect the planned world tour is not known, but that of course is secondary for the moment. All the best to you from El Gore, Tony!

RIP Barry Clayton

Barry Clayton, the thrilling voice of Iron Maiden‘s Number of the Beast intro, passed away two weeks ago.

To cite metalhammer.co.uk:

”RIP Barry. We will never forget those hallowed lines:

Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who have understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six.”

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o]