I’ve been into video games for nearly two decades now and I have to admit that I appreciate the good old Nintendo or Super Nintendo console over a Wii or a Play Station 3. This is mostly an emotional decision because (S)NES games always remind me of my great childhood and make me feel like I’m …
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The Devil’s Rejects
Before I decided to do this review I had the intention of writing a short essay about Rob Zombie as a director, screenwriter and producer. In order to prepare myself for this post I made the decision to re-watch some of his stuff. As I have seen The Devil’s Rejects a long time ago I …
Mortal Kombat
In the early nineties there were two major fighting game series: Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. And as you know, whenever a game is successful, Hollywood wants to make a movie out of it. Since Street Fighter got one in 1994, the Mortal Kombat faction soon followed in 1995, and to be honest: it’s not …
Jason and the Argonauts
When I was still a child, me and my family quite often visited my mother’s aunt and uncle. Even though the latter one had a hard shell, he always had a soft heart towards my brothers and me and I always felt a certain warmth when I entered their house. My mother’s aunt who was …
Der Goldene Nazivampir von Absam 2 – Das Geheimnis von Schloß Kottlitz
Well, well, the Germans tried to be funny again but unfortunately they failed miserably. The story is ok even though nothing special but as I always say: “when it comes to movies you do not have to reinvent the wheel, it suffices when a horror flick is creepy, a comedy is funny and B-movie is …
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Street Fighter: The Movie
Street Fighter, another movie from my youth. The nineties were those times where we, as children, couldn’t care less about movie mistakes, badly cut scenes, shitty acting, miserable, far-fetched plots and other cinematic faux pas. In the end we all had fun and that’s what this movie is about. As I rarely write something about …
Troll 2
Troll 2 was released in 1990 by the Italian director Claudio Fragasso and is often described as the worst movie ever, which of course is absolutely bullshit. It seems that a lot of reviewers and so-called journalists have never seen Piratenmassaker, which without any doubt is the worst flick ever made. Piratenmassaker is like Bono …
Baby-Sitting
Hello world. It is Friday again and this time I really had my difficulties to choose a movie in order not to stick to these weird Japanese flicks I reviewed so often in the last weeks. While browsing through the internet I came across a very interesting movie title and auspicious trailer. Unfortunately I couldn’t …
The Cabin In The Woods
I have to warn you: today’s review is going to be slightly different than the ones you’re used to. First of all, it’s not written by our resident movie junkie but by the “I like metalcore” guy, which means that it’s going to be a rather recent flick. Secondly, it will be rather short in …
Gothic & Lolita Psycho
I most definitely developed a psychological unnatural affection for what I define as “Postmodern Japanese Cyber-Punk” movies in the last few years. I still do not know if I am ever able to review every single genre flick or if I simply get bored with these arterial blood sprayings, mutants, zombies, vampires and Japanese girls …