I always hated the fucking dog at DuckHunt on the NES. His gleeful and malicious laugh always made me wish I could jump into my television and beat the crap out of that sucker! But this short movie made me shit my pants in fear as it is a dark take on the NES classic. […]
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Lebanon
Written and directed by: Samuel Maoz Starring: Yoav Donat, Itay Tiran and Oshri Cohen Release date: 15th October 2009 “Man is steel. The tank is only iron.” Little did I know about the First Lebanon War and after watching this movie, I don’t want to know much more about it because war is something disturbing […]
Terror Firmer
First of all a big Fuck You to the censorship in art and mainly to the German paranoid idea of cutting every horror / splatter flick. You guys have no leitmotif you are following and you have no idea what you are doing to the art. What the hell is the point in censoring adult […]
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote
Everyone remembers his favorite childhood-cartoon(s). I grew up in the nineties and we watched a lot of them but my Top 5 were/are most definitely: 5. Scooby-Doo: what the fuck were they thinking of doing 2 shitty movies out of this great cartoon?! 4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: when I try to think back I […]
Dead Dudes in the House
I am sure everybody remembers his first zombie movie. If you were lucky it was most likely Night Of The Living Dead (1968), Dawn of the Dead from 1978 or 2004 or Day of the Dead (1985). Well, my first zombie movie was none of them and you know what? I am still cooler than […]
Gayniggers From Outer Space
Directed by: Morten Lindberg Cast: Coco P. Dalbert, Sammy Saloman, Gerard F. Hail Whoaa whoa whooaaa, first off; chill dudes. This movie is by no means homophobic or racist, hence the movie title. There’s no need to start ranting about the movie or get out on the streets and start looting in utter dismay. Let […]
The Toxic Avenger
People probably ask why there is going to be another review of this movie. The answer is quite simple: Because it deserves it! First The Toxic Avenger is a low-budget trash comedy horror movie released by Troma Entertainment in 1985. Over the past years the film has become one of the most important campy B-Movies […]
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
This movie, produced in the US in 1975, is a mixture and combines elements of the (Nazi) exploitation and sexploitation film genre. The story deals with Ilsa (Dyanne Thorne) who is the commandant of the prisoner-of-war camp: Medical Camp 9. Being a doctor with homoerotic and sadistic affinities, she is interested in “scientific” medical experiments […]
Amores Perros
Directed & produced by: Alejandro González Iñarritu Starring: Emilio Echevarría, Gael García Bernal, Goya Toledo Love is betrayal. Love is anguish. Love is sin. Love is selfishness. Love is hope. Love is pain. Love is death. What is love? These are the first sentences on the cover of the Amores Perros DVD. Amores Perros portrays […]
The Giant Claw
Without the incredible James Rolfe from Cinemassacre.com, I probably wouldn’t know this movie. In his great Top 10 Giant Movie Monsters video James puts Giant Claw on first place and leaves movies like King Kong, The Lost World, The Beast, Gamera and Godzilla behind. Even the Godfather of Stop-Motion: Ray Harryhausen was no match for […]