Dirty Crows – Got No Chance Against Rock’N’Roll


A sludgy and pretty threatening intro already hints at what the boys from Dirty Crows have aimed at over the last month: a step away from classical rock’n’roll and towards a doomier and more stoner way of blowing our socks off.

A newer and more monstrous version of The Kalashnikov Blues then raids you right away without any further warning. This crow has become a really dirty one; it behaves like an insidious rabid snake. You never know how and when it will attack. Unexpected breaks, pauses, changes of direction make this work unpredictable and distances itself from a classic 90s stoner record. The influences from that time are nevertheless obvious.

Producer Jan Kerscher did a great job in changing the band’s sound, developing it like into some serious and dark business. The gloomy but driving main elements are somewhere in-between Fu Manchu, Kyuss and early Queens of the Stone Age. The drums have been tuned down, the vocals vary between sexy, clean and rough parts. The guitars bring us back to the crazy crow; they simply go totally wild sometimes, giving us an Era Vulgaris atmosphere at some points, together with other sound gimmickry and experiments. The desert picture is completed by a bass play that sounds like someone used rusty wires to play with.

Towards the middle of Got No Chance Against Rock’N’Roll you can witness a certain back to the roots feeling, meeting old songs in a more or less old arrangement, but deeper due to the new sound. Let’s refer one last time to our stoned crow: it sometimes seems that this crazy bird overdoes when running amok. Well, you might say this must be part of its nature. I agree with that. But at some points you might expect kind of a “less is more” approach in-between abrupt breaks and drum driven doom parts. Great riffs nevertheless compensate some mentally disordered derailments. A good example would be It Ain’t easy, for which I really tried but couldn’t find the right words to describe its awesomeness, whereas the new Hit The Road may become a doubtful case.

The last points to mention would be the guest appearances (which I won’t name because not everything must be revealed yet) and a very mature bouncer song. One thing is for sure, this record is meant to be played aloud! Let’s see how this is going to sound live.

Recommendations: The Kalashnikov Blues, It Ain’t Easy, Mean Thing.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaB0cJQBP5A]
If you have become curious and want to grab your copy of this debut: Dirty Crows will release it this Saturday at 5.30 pm at the Food For Your Senses Festival. See you there.

Trash Monday XVIII


What the fuck is this shit?

No, sersiously; chubby girls need love too. Really. But this is just unbearable! Are Gossip trying to copy Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” video? Is Brace Payne a secret member from SunnO)))? The song is awful and the refrain must be the most annoying thing I have heard in years!

One thing is for sure: Now we all know how Evanescence’s Amy Lee will look like after 10 pregnancies and a high-dosed cortisone therapy. Next!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mw5i43-uQ]

Aphyxion – Obliteration Of The Weak


Aphyxion. A name that will most likely not ring a bell for a lot of people, however the people that do know the name will be able to tell you that it’s a band that you should observe in the future.

The, surprisingly, very young Danish quintet shows a degree of professionalism in both their studio endeavors as well as their live performances where many bands these days barely manage to deliver on one of those levels.

Their 5 track 2010 EP Obliteration Of The Weak starts off with an eponymous track that lets you know in the first 15 seconds what they’re all about: heaviness mixed with that well-known Scandinavian groove.

On the instrumental level they remind me of a modern take on At The Gates‘ Slaughter Of The Soul, which is definitely a good thing. One could also compare their sound to the older stuff of their compatriots from Hatesphere.

The vocalist’s screams are on an equal level throughout the entire EP and although they are mainly guttural, he adds some small screechy nuances to them that give you just the right amount of diversity.

Soundwise I must say that I’m mostly surprised by how well it all sounds, especially because we aren’t talking about a major label band here. No, my guess is that this was a rather low-budget production and yet the result is just impressive. The drums don’t sound over-triggered, as is often the case with new bands these days, and the guitars come at you with a thick clear sound.

There is, however, one negative point that struck me during my listening sessions: a lack of diversity. After listening to the EP around a dozen times I wasn’t really able to differentiate clearly between the songs. Despite that, I am confident that this is something that will pose no problems to them on their next record since I’ve had a chance to see them live not too long ago here in Luxembourg and unless my ears betrayed me they played new songs that have a much diverse sound to them.

All in all I can only say that you should definitely give this fresh band a try since they hold a lot of potential and I, for one, will follow their evolution with great interest.

And if you get the chance to see them live, do so. Their energy on stage will surely make you bang your head (or ninja-dance around, if that’s what you fancy) and they are genuinely nice people have a drink with and talk to.

Be sure to check out their Facebook profile and the song below.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUSroUOB9do]

Adestria – Chapters


This is my first review for El Gore and I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing; so bear with me here.

The record I decided to write about is the debut album Chapters of the rather unknown metalcore band Adestria. At first you might think that Adestria is just your generic “more breakdowns please” metalcore clone but you couldn’t be more wrong.

What these 6 guys from San Diego managed to capture in these 10 songs is a perfect mixture between heaviness and melody that a lot of more famous bands are unable to find.

On top of the amazing harmony on an instrumental level you have the truly strong voice of the lead singer who manages growls, screeches and clean vocals equally well. But it doesn’t stop there. 3 guest vocalists also make an appearance to give 3 songs that special something: Tyler Smith from The Word Alive, Davey Muise of Vanna and Scott Barnes of In Fear And Faith. And if all that isn’t enough yet you have a brilliant production to make it even easier for you to like this album. Lyrically the album is also satisfying and mostly pirate-inspired but not in a corny way, I’d say.

You might notice that I haven’t found anything negative about the record and that is correct. To me this is the best album (in this genre, of course) of 2012 so far and one of the biggest surprises in recent times.

I want to add that I don’t mean to say that Adestria have re-invented the (metalcore) wheel but that they definitely gave it a new spin and future releases of other bands will have to be able to hold up with this album.

You can check them out on their Facebook page and be sure to listen to the song Scarlett Letter below.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PaA-WTtOA]

Haze


Today it is rather difficult to find a movie which scares the shit out of people and leaves them with an unease and uncomfortable feeling. Even most of my favorite modern horror flicks aren’t able to bring up these “mal à l’aise” feelings I felt so often while I was watching scary stuff as a kid. Either I’ve become completely over-saturated and desensitized to the whole genre, or movie people just don’t know how to write a good story and how to create an atmosphere anymore. When I look back a decade, there are only a handful of movies which in some way shocked or terrified me at least a bit and as I always say, I have seen a lot of weird, sick and disgusting stuff. Haze certainly is one movie that manages to do something with me.

In 2005, Tetsuo: The Iron Man director Shinya Tsukamoto was given the opportunity to do a short for the Digital Short Films by three Filmmakers project. The idea behind this project is to give 50.000 dollars to three directors in order to let them make movies by a given subject. The three shorts are then shown during the South Korean Jeonju International Film Festival. Mr. Tsukamoto came up with a 25 minute long version of Haze, which later on was extended to 49 minutes.

The story of the movie is quite “simple”:

  • A wounded man wakes up and finds himself in a perverse maze.
  • The man searches for an exit.
  • The man sees people being slaughtered and dying.
  • The man meets a woman (from now on the movie gets “weaker”, coincidence??)
  • Togehter they try to find a way out.
  • They find a way out.

Boring you said? No way! Personally I think there are a few reasons why Haze works so well. First of all, Tsukamoto uses a very simple but nowadays very underrated movie element: atmosphere. Especially the first half of the movie is dominated by an incredibly dark and bone crushing ambiance, which immediately captivates you. He then combines this effective and very tense device with some gory effects, primal and modern human fears such as claustrophobia, pain, death, depression and hopelessness. Using all these different elements and horror concepts for sure isn’t something new and especially its concept of isolation reminded me of The Cube, but Haze is able to maintain the level of anxiety very high nearly throughout the whole movie.

Before I watched this flick for the first time I was in no way claustrophobic and I even can’t say that I am now, but since I saw Haze, I have from time to time (although very rarely) this well-known nightmare of body restriction where I barely can move around in an isolated, tight and narrow room. I am not quite sure if it was because of that flick that my subconciousness tries to process this fear but if this is the case, I’ve got my own personal Jaws or Psycho, which would be epic.

If I have to write about negative points of the movie, I think that it loses a bit of its terrifying aspect in the second part just after the man meets the woman. I also think that it even loses more of its mystic and confusing character when the plot moves away from its metaphysical dimension by the two people leaving the maze. Nevertheless, Haze is one of my all-time favorite “what the fuck” movies and in the end it leaves tons of unsolved questions. I am not 100% sure if there are deeper, philosophical explanations and sub-plot interpretations, but I really appreciate it when a director manages to make a film where people think beyond just the images they have seen.


El Gore’s competition, and the winner is…

Many thanks to all your contributions! It was hard in many ways to decide a winner, but we finally managed to do a vote and select the best of the best.

And the winner is…

“Tempi di guerra”, as this masterpiece is known in Italian, was written and directed by Umberto Lenzi in 1987. Lenzi can be labled as the inventor of the cannibal movie genre and is probably best known for the cult flicks “Il paese del sesso selvaggio” and “Cannibal Ferox”. I think that “Tempi di guerra” is a well chosen winner and I am really looking forward to reviewing it. -Luc-

Congratulations to Panzerfaust! Please send us your contact details to elgore1@hotmail.com!

Heartbeat Parade – Burning Nantucket! EP


Well, what do we have here? Is it Postrock? Posthardcore? Instrumental Mathrock? Or everything together?

Heartbeat Parade have been causing some noise for over two years now in the Luxembourgish music scene. Their Burning Nantucket! EP gives us a preview of what’s about to happen on their first long player scheduled for later this year. Postrock seems to be fading slowly but surely but this could be declared as one possible logical progression of this style. In fact it combines pretty much everything mentioned above without ever losing its focus.

The good thing is: just like in ‘classic’ Postrock it lets you build up your own world around the song even if the band targets you in a certain direction by using vocal samples from documentary films. Still, the spoken word can mean everything you want in the end, especially because the musical direction leads to different feelings.

The skeptical and aggressive voice is never lost though due to the steady hard- and postcore outbreaks. Electro elements and a solid Mathrock fundament complete this complex tableau. Heartbeat Parade seem to have found a definite line and you can hear that those guys are no newbies in any way, in case you haven’t already known it looking at their portfolio.

Check their homepage for further concert dates.
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